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Je visite la France. Qu’y a-t-il à faire ?

This is probably my last day on Mastodon. I'm just not feeling the love.

So is still a thing? Last question. Are we completely sold on "toot"?

Alien: Covenant: Four Neomorph teasers, another new poster, and everything you need to know buff.ly/2oIvEn8 twitter.com/GamesRadar/status/

What do you all think about the name "Mr Tooty" ? Asking for a friend. 😉

Is Mastodon just a really clever trick from my mother to get me to practice my French and German again because if so I resent how well it's working

Could Be HUGE: Stream machine: Twitch launches game retail initiative ubm.io/2oAICXx

I'm now regretting not paying attention in French class during high school. 🙄

wikipedia: give us $1 so that we can provide u with the world's knowledge

me: u can fuck urself my guy

mastodon: hey our shitpost site is getting a little slow

me: how much of my family's inheritance do u need

Is anyone else getting a ton of French on their timeline? I love it, but I'm having trouble with translations. 👍

So now we're tooting? I like tooting! **Double Meaning**

This is pretty live baby!

I've got sensory overload with 500 characters. I'm determined to use all 500 in one of my .

Everyone wants their groceries in one bag, but doesn't want that bag to be heavy.