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The Internet of Tomatoes Vine is full of dancing green millenials seeking attention:
Meanwhile in the hothouse it's nothing but ripe for the picking angiosperm, and curvy redheads being tied up to the block & chain...

People with tic disorders at 4x increased suicide risk
This is also me after being social, or the thought of it. The phone just rang... and I didn't answer it. tic tic tic.
Look at me, and I hide them from people.

While the article is about sleep and anxiety, this is also me before and after being social, haha.
No one cares.

Hello. Just checking in to see if anyone has said anything interesting.
My segregated wit has been otherwise busy laughing at cryptocurrency White papers.
I thought I should learn about the house of cards they're built on and why none of them are scaling.
This IOTA image reply to: "Is the Tangle concept really delivering the promise? Transactions are taking too long to confirm (+7 hours)!" is a classic. lulz.
Existence is pain.

Brainbows ๐ŸŒˆ
A fatal exception 0E has occurred at
The current brapplication will be terminated.

Blue. Meeseeking something to do.

Craig boosted

Can't even be bothered brushing my teeth anymore.
Deleted okcupid.
I'm just going to sit and stare for a while now.

Unless the SNES Classic comes with a Super Wildcard and Japanese games I never learned the names of, then it's not the genuine classic experience. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽฎ

I know this music.
Let's, change, the beat.

๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿฆ‚
Everything I do ends up feeling like I'm chasing my tail. ๐Ÿ’ฉ

BO77AS ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ‘ !