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Everything I do ends up feeling like I'm chasing my tail. 💩

🏎 🏁 Danny RIC 🇦🇺 😀 🎉 🏆 🍾 👟

⚓ needed for Grosjean and Magnussen's 🏎 🤞

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Lewis complains about a slow safety car being dangerous, then goes even slower himself and causes an accident. What a ham. 🐖

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"Decentralized social network" is actually the collective noun for nerds

What do you get when you fall in a jar?
A gal with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in a jar again
I'll never fall in a jar again
- Brine on Warwick
youtu.be/FzQBOBoPg04

ah pickled life. nothing quite like fermenting your bubbles away.

Questioning why I bother with anything... 

Fucking brain. Even if I could do the things I want to, I can't afford to because I can't stand having to deal with other people in order to be able to afford to. 😖 I'll never be a normal part of a society I don't want to be part of. I'm probably better off if I pickle my reality. Yeah, lets do that.

I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose. Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun, Fun, Fun in the Sun, Sun, Sun.

Blergh. When you bite into a chocolate and it's coffee flavoured. 🤢

What do we think of the ThinkPad Yoga Mat Concept? I think it looks nice, just not sure it'd stay upright or be fun to read where it curves. Or resist someone accidentally sitting on it closed. hostux.social/media/30prCQxk6S

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coming back to mastodon after a few hours away and looking at my timeline like

ISS Astronaut Thomas Pesquet Interview with Kelsea 💕
youtu.be/ZUDDOO8h324
"The guinea pig of scientists."

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