Everyone working remotely:
ZOOM monitors the activity on your computer and collects data on the programs running and captures which window you have focus on.
If you manage the calls, you can monitor what programs users on the call are running as well. It's fucked up.
This little one fell asleep, nestled against its two siblings still in their eggs. It's peeping quiet, sleepy encouragement back to them when they call.
Stikkersamfund. Slap nu fucking af. https://twitter.com/hberedskab/status/1241030682668863490
Amanda: ASH! What are you doing with that knife?
Ash: I must hide it under the cushions. And then the Knife Fairy will come and find it and she will take it away to her castle made of knives.
Amanda: HE'S YOUR CHILD!
Me: That's really good. I think I may use it.
Could you *really* not have named them a bit more distinctly? Really?
Watch Dogs currently free on the Epic Store: https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/watch-dogs/home
Situations like this are why every respectable gamer has at least three 60+ hours RPGs stashed away unplayed. We were born for voluntary house arrest.
PLEASE DO NOT MAKE CURRENT SALARY A REQUIRED FIELD ON YOUR APPLICATION.
And NEVER give a number when asked your current salary.
Say "I'd rather wait until we decide this is a mutual fit." or "If you provide a range I'll tell you whether this is inline with what I expect."
A charming young wombat approaches you...
You start to feel slightly better about things.