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RT @RomanLionz
Get yourself some "Two Beers and a Puppy" people in your life. heck yeah. 🍺🍺🐕

RT @indyfromspace
Instead of blowing up things for a gender reveal party, the parents to be should hand out wallets. If there’s a dollar inside, it’s a boy, if there’s 72 cents, it’s a girl

RT @melissamcewen
Writing a horror book called “Chores you didn’t know existed and were supposed to be doing all along“

RT @mirandajewess
I have just found the best book in the whole world. It is a German grammar book from 1913. Stick with me... A THREAD

RT @felixge
We recently upgraded some servers from Oracle to Ubuntu and saw disk busyness go from 10% to 60% and avg read/write latency go up by 10x.

Turns out the culprit was the I/O scheduler! Ubuntu uses cfq by default, OL used deadline. Switching back to deadline fixes things! 🤯

RT @foxfeather
If If you'd like to help owls:
Please, if you have fences, check them regularly and keep them in good shape. Chain link and wire can get damaged by mowing, weeding, digging dogs, etc. Also take down volleyball, soccer or sports nets when not in use. Unhappy owls will thank you.

RT @alphachar
I see so many people so ashamed of where they are in life. Do not be ashamed! You have lived your life & made countless decisions that made complete sense with what you knew at the time.

Who wants to live a life that fits neatly into a cookie cutter template? Not you, right?!

RT @ktemkin
the second guess here is close enough ^_^

apparently, Excel was the only user of a rare Windows API used for rendering tile grids, which had some odd/undocumented API reqs

an API misunderstanding led to cell “textures” being occasionally re-used; making results appear wrong

RT @tiffstevenson
Me writing about men like bad male authors write about women

‘He charged into the room, pert testicles bouncing gaily. I saw a scar & wondered if he’d had a vasectomy. He opened his plump lips, full of promise but annoying words came out...something about a football match’

RT @iamdevloper
If you’re confused about recursion, go watch TENET

You’re gonna be even more confused but at least you saw a good movie

RT @fabsh
Hört man gerade überall. War mit Ansage, aber die Politik wollte ja nicht hören.

Also, machen was der CCC sagt: Nur erfundene Daten eintragen, aber mit ner echten E-Mailadresse. Am besten einer, die man nur dafür benutzt.

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