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LA CUISSON SE FERA À LA GRAISSE DE CANARD

Merci @Dhveszak

Ma nouvelle chaine YT pref

this is why my €1.3k is useless, since I use it without the GPU

I have to continue

the song in my ears right now is

Dicke Titten, Kartoffelsalat - Ikke Hüftgold

wtf «Big boobs, potato salad»

and the chorus is «Dicke Titten, Kartoffelsalat» being sang over «The entertainer» theme

WTF

taking a break with this german songs thread, I need to work

Knackarsch - Tim Toupet

a song about a butt crack ? Really !!

I'm having so much fun, I mean look at this:
«you have a butt,butt, butt, butt crack!»
«your legs… long as sunset (poor google translation for this one)»

«Kakakaaa, kakakaa, lalalaa, lalalaa» included in this song, which is great

Auf Majas Blumenwiese - Willi Herren

this one… I really don't know if it's genuine or not

Talks about Majas having a meadow meeting Willi and then at the end when the sun shines and all, she «has someting in her meadow» and «Willi had made her good again» ?

if you're german and reading this, I have the right to know !!

Banane, Zitrone - Tobee

Your are a cute fruit, from head to hock [...]
I've been looking for you for too long,
and I want to mate with you (not sure about the last one but WTF)

v catchy song this time

I mean, really ?

20 Zentimeter - Möhre

song is catchy, tho

funny how IDE is an anagram for DIE

fellow germans,

is Schatzi schenk mir ein Fote - DJ Mape actually a song about someone requesting nudes ?

also, you germans have some lit pop songs

One pineapple a day keeps the pinedoctor away

Fediverse™: bringing "network" in "social network"

Who are we ?
…

What do we want ?
late people!!

When do we want it ?
to catch up time !!

C'est marrant comme on a toujours un premier ministre mais jamais un dernier minisitre ??

Repetition

Why do we always need to take a shower anyway. I mean, we can also leave it where it belongs, in the bathroom.

Je t'ai vu.